we're back! - the lonely island
aye yo, new lonely island, 2011
let’s get ‘em kiv!
aye yo my d-ck don’t work, that sh-t is soft as a pillow
my girlie lookin’ at me like “you for real dude?”
aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! yo tell ‘em andy!
i think there might be something wrong with my d-ck
it’s like a melted stick of b-tter so soft that it can’t fill a rubber.
aye yo come on man, this is lonely island, people are countin’ on us, i gotta run all these motherf-ckers myself! whoo!
aye yo i think i broke my d-ck in the sink
it’s so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin’ rugby.
hold up hold up, this is serious, kiv let ‘em know!
yo for real though, i suffer from stinky d-ck.
every time i take a p-ss it smells just like sh-t.
haha yeah that’s what i’m talkin’ ’bout! andy show ‘em how it’s done!
my d-ck looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my b-lls went and stepped on a rake.
lonely island! grammy nominated, yea! hit ‘em again!
yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
i was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my d-ck.
we make too much money for this sh-t, murder music!
i sh-t the bed cause my d-ck played a prank on my b-tt
hit em! straight crept when i slept and stuck a laxative up..
suppository music! whatchy’all know about incontinence?!
i got hepat-tis c from horse, but no confusion, jeah!
it wasn’t from the s-x it was a blood transfusion!
what?! motherf-cker got horse blood! what y’all got?
i write freaky fan fiction where cartoons f-ck
got cgi garfield lickin’ marmaduke’s nuts
whoo! i would like to see that! this is that garfield s-x music! now ya’ll just showin off! preach!
i got a friend named reggie who lives down at the dump
every other week i swing by and bring him some lunch
oh!! now that just sounds nice!
ima call it right there, game over motherf-ckers!
lonely island, we started this fake rap sh-t! the world needs us!
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