the peeper - adam sandler
[singers:] the peeper, the peeper, whats goin’ through his head? woah!
[peeper:] climin’ the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin’ for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. settelin’ in. keepin’ it quiet. hidden. heart pounding through chest. waiting. lookin’ around. nervous. lights on, jackpot, here she is. oh my. no pants. cl-ssey. not to tight. walkin around the room. no idea im here. lovin’ it. rubbin her feet. tough day. relaxin’. hops off bed, goin twards bathroom. shuttin’ the door. alone again… waiting. lookin’ around. board. pullin’ out nippel clips. painful! ow… but these are a bit.
bathroom door opens. lovin’ it. oooh my…. hairs in a pony tale. she picks up the tv clicker. click
[tv makes noises]
sittin’ back. watchin. watchin’ her watch. lovin it.
she laughs. ha ha ha. i laugh. oh yea. sharin a moment.
theres a dog. not good.
he can smell me. should’ve shoured.
barkin. wont leave. oh no, here she comes. stayin motionless. f-ckin’ dogs loosin it.
[girl:] bud! you be quiet and go home like a good boy.
[dog stops barking and walks off]
[peeper:] dosnt see me. she’s gorgous. im grotesque.
[peeper:] knock at front door! she goes to answer!
[peeper:] its him…. chizzeled features.. they kiss. im fuming. also hard. hatin’ myself. sniffin fingers.
[peeper:] she moans! ohhhh! i moan. he looks up. busted. should not have moaned…
[peeper:] he walks toword windo. muscular
[man:] this guy. gotta be f-ckin kiddin me
[peeper:] full of rage. looking right at me.
[man:] theres a guy in the tree out here.
[peeper:] full of shame.
[woman:] are you serious?
[peeper:] completely worthless. hard as a rock.
[man:] i see you sh-t head! well the cops are comin you sick f-ck! and if you even think of runnin away ill bash your f-ckin’ skull with a lead pipe!
[peeper:] stayin still. motionless. pretending to be a squirrel.
[peeper:] not working. shes calling. dreams shattered
[peeper:] ultimate humiliation.
[man:] awww!!! you gross pig! your a piece of sh-t ya know that!
[peeper:] yes i do… cant help myself.
[car pulling up and door opening]
[cop:] l.a.p.d. get down from the tree buddy.
[peeper:] trying the squirrel thing again. looking for a nut.
[cop:] i said get down from there!
[peeper:] down i go…
[slam, slam, slam, slam]
[woman:] i hope they put you im for a long time! you need some serious help you -ss hole!
[peeper walking away:] i know i do… its an addiction
[cop:] lets go big guy, c’mon
[peeper:] wifes going to kill me.
[cop:] dont be doing this sh-t mr… nippel clips.
[peeper slamming into cp car seat]
[peeper:] handcuffed… cant sniff fingers…
[door slams and engine warms up]
[peeper:] please p-ss on me…
[cop:] yea, this is officer tyler, everythings under controle.
[peeper:] please p-ss on me? if somebody could p-ss on me, that would be great.
[singers:] the peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! woah!
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